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Holidays and Diet 12/26/2010
Dieting - New Year Resolutions 2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds. 2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below
200 pounds. 2009: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2010: I will work out 3 days a week. 2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
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anonymous std testing 12/22/2010
Is it possible to get anonymous std testing in small towns
(Canadian)? The people in these towns all know each other
making it difficult to be anonymous anywhere.
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Almost well ! 12/18/2010
A nurse was showing some student nurses through the
hospital.
She tells them, "This will be the most hazardous section
in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost
well."
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charting from SANTA's last physical 12/16/2010
Unique Case of Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer's
Syndrome Source: North Pole Journal of Medicine, vol 1 no.1, December
1997 Author: Dr. Iman Elf, M.D.
On January 2, 2009, Mr. C, an obese, white caucasian male,
who appeared approximately 65 years old, but who could
not accurately state his age, presented to my family practice
office with complaints of generalized aches and pains, ...
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GOOD SEX = GOOD HEALTH 12/16/2010
Alot of olong sex will make ya feel better and lighten the
mood or stress from the day! So any hott woman in Tucson wanna talk to a very high sex drived
man!!I'll make your pussy cum in ecstcy heheheheheheh
looking forward woman
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decease 12/14/2010
If you give a guy a blow job and swallow his juice can you get
infected HIV or anything else or can you suck a guy but not
swallow does that make a diffrence please inform me. Thanks
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gynecological exam 12/14/2010
A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in
her 50's to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother
off, she and her ran a few errands, then returned
to the doctor. While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups,
the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today",
as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked,
but said nothing.
When her picked her up, she was ...
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Hypochondria ! 12/13/2010
Hypochondria is the only illness that I don't have.
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Square meals 12/2/2010
The trouble with square meals, is that they make you
round. ...
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Disease and blowjobs 12/1/2010
Many people today use condoms during sex, but few use them
for oral sex.
How many men and women think about their partner having
an STD when they are giving oral?
Question: would you still give oral if you knew your sex
partner had an STD or AIDES?
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hi friends 11/28/2010
health is basic need of human being
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the "procedure" 11/23/2010
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for
a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed
as he approaches you.
He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his
finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he’s
gentle like he promised ...
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diet and relegion 11/23/2010
A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every
Friday The Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're
eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the
Catholics work on the Jew to convert him to Catholicism.
Finally, after many threats and much pleading, the Catholics
succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy
water on the Jew and says, "Born a Jew, ...
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Aerobic Exercise VS Body Building 11/20/2010
Is doing alot of aeorobic exercise better for health than
doing weights and body building exercise
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Tips on Taking Huge Cock 11/13/2010
My wife is VERY petite (4'7") but really she enjoys
sex with HUGE men (her biggest so far is 11"). Here
are some tips for maximizing pleasure and avoiding injury
and soreness: - a few days before the encounter, ask the stud to get a health
checkup - lots of flirting and foreplay, especially oral sex - followed by woman on top, controlling the rate and depth
of penetration - generous K-Y jelly - ...
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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline! 11/8/2010
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4,
5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and
what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little ...
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take you to bed and have my way with you..... 11/5/2010
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved
when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love, The Flu
(Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu ...
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health care plan 11/5/2010
So you're a senior citizen and the government says
no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone
65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to
shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this
means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals
a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!
New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New ...
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viagra consultation 11/4/2010
An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription
for Viagra. The Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Viagra
can be very dangerous and we do not just dispense it indiscriminately,
Please bring your wife to my office next week and we'll
discuss this in more detail. So the following week he shows
up with his wife. The Doctor asks to see the wife by herself
for a few moments and she ...
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Cut and lean or big and muscular? 11/1/2010
Which do you girls prefer?
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a case of ebola 10/16/2010
A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his
doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive
care unit at the local hospital. The man wakes up to the ringing
of a telephone and answers it. “We’ve received the
results from your tests, ” says the doctor on the other
end of the line. “Bad news—you have Ebola.” “Oh,
my God, ” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going ...
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medical mystery 10/14/2010
In a hospitals Intensive Care Unit, patients were dying
in the same bed every Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless
of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was contaced and they decided
to go down ...
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the viagra prescription consultation 9/30/2010
An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription
for Viagra. The Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Viagra
can be very dangerous and we do not just dispense it indiscriminately,
Please bring your wife to my office next week and we'll
discuss this in more detail. So the following week he shows
up with his wife. The Doctor asks to see the wife by herself
for a few moments and she ...
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erectile dysfunction 9/30/2010
Two friends, Fred and Steve, are having a beer at a pub.
Fred: So what are you doing lately?
Steve: I'm a test subject for various erectile dysfunction
drugs.
Fred: Oh yeah? How's that going for ya?
Steve: It has its ups and downs.
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Wine ! 9/21/2010
Wine that you can afford is often not worth drinking.
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oral sex dangers 9/11/2010
What are the dangers in oral sex?
I use protection for intercourse but not for being blown
or eating pussy. What are the inherent dangers (chances
of infection) from unprotected oral, either giving or
receiving?
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useless medical trivia.... 9/7/2010
- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and
the smallest is the male sperm.
- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your
stomach.
- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes
dimples.
- The average man's penis is three times the length
of his thumb.
- A ...
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key to better health 9/1/2010
get a divorce and if you are dating dont get married that
will add 20 years to your life, don't believe me? ask
someone who is married.
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